Surprise lilies piss me off


Surprise lilies piss me off. All the other flowers work so hard to grow and thrive in this drought and these bitches just show up at the party all perky & fresh as a daisy, completely oblivious to what’s been happening in the world but looking like a million bucks in their southernly pink dresses, leaving the rest of the garden with a sweaty and disheveled look. Fuck that.

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